"I'm not crazy, I'm just enthusiastic." from the original King Kong movie
"Life is too short to eat brown bananas." by Erma Bombeck
"Do Nothing, and the Sooner the Better!" unknown
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying." unknown
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" Phyllis Diller